someone explain to me how it went from this little guy to a fucking stuffed octopus the size of a person
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you